Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
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im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
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I found the most upsetting GIF.
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This was my reaction the entire time I was watching this
She would of took off her shoes the 2nd time lmao
Oh my god take them off!!! LOL
lmfao the ultimate struggle
DIANE get UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
I AM DYING
LOL!!! at least she was a good sport about it and was laughing all the way through too :P
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48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
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I’m lonely :( looking for a tumblr gf ♡ any takers?
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anyone want to make out with me?
i’m in need of company , let me talk to you *:
somebody like this shit so I can hit you up , Im wide fuckin awake
like this if I can send you a message so we can chop it up
i wanna taste this so bad
